NEW VIDEO.. DAVE WENT MENTAL


New video...

To make this video you will need the following: Blonde wig (found in The Habit one night), old turny green phone, Dewsbury, typewriter, teddy bear, Sam Forrest, a big sign that says 'I am Class' on it and the help of a young boy who you will find watching the Flintstones on a big TV in the Dewsbury Socialist Club...



DIRTY WORK # 3 POLAR BEAR BLAH EP

New EP... Comes with a little gig diary zine thing...

Tracklist

1, Dave Went Mental
2, Nonsense Song
3, Polar Bear Natural Song
4, Cut, Stop & Blah. Tape Speil 3rd Episode

Extra tracks by cool people I like...

5, Lemon Tray, Salvage My Dream
6, I'm Sorry That I'm Leaving But There Is No Other Way, Salvage My Dream
7, Unglued, Sam Forrest
8, Pale White Morning Light, Sam Forrest


Download, CD with booklet, Tape with booklet...

http://markwynn.bandcamp.com/album/the-polar-bear-blah-e-p

"GET THEM BOXES OUTTA MY HOUSE"

Oporto
Leeds
22/04/2013

"Did you see Kev tonight" - "I saw him briefly" - Sat on a train back into York, I would like to interject but decide against it... It's for the best and besides I don't know Kev, what would I say: Yeah I saw Kev... He was face down in a pool of his own self pity outside Nation Of Shopkeepers. We scored some hot shit and ended up doing the funky chicken till about 3 am in Smokestack... I left him there though... He was getting aggressive and wouldn't stop patting my behind... Usual night out with Kev... They stared at me blankly...

And I was speaking to a man in Jumbo (it's a record shop in Leeds)... He was nice and didn't pull a confused face when I asked if I could leave some freebie gig diary magazine things on the counter... He was actually interested... This doesn't happen very often I thought... At this point I questioned to myself if they were actually any good... I never usually have to look that far ahead... And we had a conversation, this I thought was very strange... I am usually terrible at the conversing... "Henry Rollins used to come in all the time..." Really?.. That's mental... But what I really wanna know is... Are you gonna go my...

Yes, it was at this point that things became a bit predictable... Luckily I realized that I never was nor ever will be; Lenny Kravitz... It's a thing I have come to terms with... Due to this, those spangly cuban heeled boots will have to stay in the wardrobe... A shame because I look amazing in them...

And I amused a man in Oporto; explaining about my vinyl vanity project and my mothers reaction he laughed from a far... I thought it was funny also... The real life fear issues usually are... "Get them boxes outta my house"... A business incentive if ever there was one...

But tell me: did Johnny Thunders really live in Leeds...? I have a record that says this is true... What a glorious possibility... And I was playing in Oporto; doing that looking into the middle distance thing because the lights were bright... And the compere put some tobacco into my pouch... It was a moment... And then I saw Johnny Thunders slink in, at the back, through the curtain... He winked at me and then fell through the ceiling...

And you can't put your arm around a memory, that is true, but you can imagine them into your evening time life in Leeds when you feel uncomfortable under the lights at half past nine and you have just enough beer tokens in pocket to get relatively distant of sober....

This book is fucking stupid... It certainly is not...

BUKOWSKI VIDEO

NEW VIDEO ART...

The belly is out on this one... This is an experiment in whether sex sells or not... 
I suspect not but I am willing to be proven wrong...

Social Situations Vinyl available here  http://desertminemusic.greedbag.com/buy/social-situations-1/


RIP OFF THE FALL

The other night I played a tape of a song called Rip Off The Fall and talked over it a bit...

Follow this link thing to see the evidence...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200952188311473&set=vb.1369047172&type=2&theater

INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE


New York
26/03/2013

I arrived at Lou's management office early... They told me he was out... I sat down on one of the leather couches and told them I would wait.... They then told me that this wasn't feasible as the couches were due to be shipped out to their new office in Delaware any minute... I then asked them if they'd ever seen the film... They told me not... I contemplated filling them in on the details but decided against it... Instead I lowered my shades and smiled knowingly...

It was at this point that I realized I actually was Lou Reed... Not that this surprised me really... I'd always had a relative inkling... Ever since I was a kid in school and realized that I really did want to play football for the coach; then and that time outside of the school when I was dressed as a mirror, talking to Little Joe about how he'd never give it away, not ever, not once, not even if someone asked nicely... No way, he always said, they'd have to pay and pay... (A phrase that I never thought made sense)...

Anyway... Yeah... We were never destined to be friends... And I suppose I'd always known about being Lou Reed... But these kinds of things you have to deny for a while... Especially to yourself...

I think what I'm really trying to say is that, at that moment - sat on that couch, soon to be shipped to Delaware (the couch, not me) - I suppose it was at that moment that I realized I was never going to be afraid ever again... I was going to be Lou Reed all I wanted and no one could stop me; not nobody...

And if I couldn't hit it sideways... Well fuck it, cos it's just like Sister Ray said...

And that doesn't make sense neither... But I'm Lou Reed... And I don't have to answer nobody's questions...

So fuck it

VINYL PRE ORDER

Vinyl thing is released on the 20th of april...

BUT

You can now Pre Order the vinyl from here...

http://desertminemusic.greedbag.com/buy/social-situations-1/

And... Here is a video for one of the songs on it...
It involves mud, me, me being pushed into mud, me being cleaned with a hose pipe and more mud...

WHO?


Name: Johnny I'm cool and my face is really sexy..

Occupation:  Lead trombone in The Fucking Mint Mother Bitch Men...

How did you join?  I didn't and then we were on tour in the states with The Supersuckers, doing loads of bad stuff and selling out "shows"...

Why music? I don't do music... I do slander... You are my baby... There is no real stuff anyway... If you were upstairs and I wasn't then maybe we could get along... But you and I both know that this isn't really real... Not unless you have friction... And when the man who bought me the book on the religion gets here, he is going to tell you how it is... So buy him a drink...

Previous employment: Chef in some restaurant... Roadie for Little Richard... Lemmy's mediator... Milligan's muse... Joe Strummer's conscience... Alex Turner's fringe... That dick in the habit who can't sing...

How would you like to be remembered?With a twelve gun salute on my birthday.... Because at the age of twelve, that was when I knew real experience...

DIRTY WORK

Made this thing today... A leaflet thing of gig diary crap....
Gonna leave that gubbins in all the hangout's...
Baby
YEAH BABY...
Gonna do a run of them... If you want one just send me an email...

EGGS ON CD WITH BOOKLET

Eggs, Kes and that bike I never bought you even though that I would like to... Is now available on CD... Nice... If you'd like one you can order it from the link below...

It comes with a booklet of word things and a free sampler of local stuff that I like...

Ya...


http://markwynn.bandcamp.com/album/eggs-kes-and-that-bike-i-never-bought-you-even-though-that-i-would-like-to

NEW VIDEO FROM VINYL

Got a vinyl thing coming out in april...

It's a split with the Sorry Kisses...

Here is a track from there side..
















Yes that is me yelping at the start... Oh dear

NEW VIDEO SHAME

Eating dictionary's.. Dancing with plastic butchers... Shaking my shtuff...


MORE TOUR


Feb 19 Supporting Michael Chapman @ The Duchess £6 tickets from me
Feb 20 The Lamp and Whistle Penzance, 8pm.. free
Feb 21 The Farmers Arms Penzance, 8pm... free
Feb 22 Kontra Roots Club, Finedon, Wellingborough... 9pm..
Feb 23 Fawn Spots record release party.. 6.30pm
Feb 24 The Victoria Inn Colchester... 5pm
Feb 25 Bacup Folk Club Bacup.. 8pm
Feb 27 Shuga Buddha @ The Fishbowl, Brighton.. 8pm


Michael Chapman @ The Duchess, York

I'm supporting Michael Chapman at the Duchess in the York on the 19th of February...
Tickets are £8 in advance or £6 from my face...

Alternatively: Buy a CD from the link below and I will send you a free ticket with your purchase ...

 http://markwynn.bandcamp.com/

Yeah

http://youtu.be/9fpbAOZB3BU

New album on Monday Eggs/Kes/Juice and stuff

Monday the 28th of January 2013

This Monday the 28th of January I will be sticking my new album up on bandcamp as a -

"pay what you want kinda download, or just stream it from here, there'll be a CD release of it mid February"

Here be the link -    http://markwynn.bandcamp.com/

Oh and here are the song titles

1 Eggs and Juice
2 Buses on new years day
3 Yeah x7
4 Radio song
5 Kes
6 Holiday
7 Bhs thing
8 Words
9 Michael makes a phone call
10 Sunday, we went to see the baby